Hungry, Horny, Crying — The Trifecta

Okay, let’s spill the tea, shall we? One day, you’re an epitome of zen, sipping your organic chai while flipping through Spark Joy. The next, you’re demolition derbying through a bag of chips, Googling “weird pregnancy cravings that won’t make me a YouTube sensation,” and bursting into tears because your partner dared to breathe too loudly. Welcome to the second trimester - a chapter of tantalizing mélange that could very well be the next Netflix sensation, The Hormonal Chronicles.

Let’s dive into why those hormones samba-ing through your body have turned you into a hunger-crazed, amorous, teary-eyed brilliant (if slightly unpredictable) human. Don’t worry—you’re not alone in this. In fact, let’s get comfy and chat about it all, because trust us, it’s going to be a ride.

1. Eat, Pray, Raid the Fridge

Ah, the glorious surge of pregnancy hunger. The phenomenon where you wake up at 3 a.m. whispering sweet nothings to a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. But why the sudden urge to eat everything that isn’t nailed down?

Your body is working overtime, slashing through the fiscal trimesters like a Black Friday shopper, building a human super factory inside. So, it casually demands an extra 300-500 calories per day. You hear that? Four words: Extra Cheese Stuffed Crust.

"Eating for two is the ultimate cheat code." - Probably Some Wise Person

But hey, before we justify turning into human-sized burritos, remember: balance is key, darling! Enjoy your cravings in moderation but throw a kale leaf or two in there. Your future self (and jeans) will thank you.

Five Cravings That Hit You Hardest

• Pickles and Ice Cream: Just, why?
• Cake Batter: Raw, obviously, because risks are fun.
• Bacon on Everything: Because we’re crazy like that.
• Spicy Foods: The fiery path to heartburn bliss.
• Everything You Hated Pre-Pregnancy: Your taste buds are traitors. Congratulations!

2. Swipe Right... on Your Partner

So, you’re halfway to being a parent, but that doesn’t mean your inner Beyoncé needs to take a hiatus! Pregnancy hormones have enrolled you in boot camp for “I want you, and I want you now” moments. It’s like rummaging through a chocolate box without the calories—but just as satisfying. Here’s the kicker: your desire skyrockets due to the magical concoction of increased blood flow and hormonal surges that make you feel as stunning as ever.

Indulge in these fluctuations (literally and emotionally)—because creating romance in the second trimester? It’s practically a superpower! ✨ Just maybe remind your darling that pickles should be devoured in the kitchen, not the bedroom. Sparks might fly, but we don’t want smelly ones, capisce?

3. Tears, Angst, and Meltdowns, Oh My!

While Netflix wins awards for drama, you take the cake (literally, as you may now want one) for being the unsuspecting star. But why the sudden tears, you ask? Hormones, sweetie. Those whirling, delightful little buggers flipping tables like it’s nobody’s bus

iness. One moment you’re Rosie the Riveter, the next you’re a puddle of emotions.

"Shh... crying because of a touching dish soap commercial is COMPLETELY normal." - Wise Mama

The great news? Feeling teary doesn’t mean you’re cracking; it’s your mind and body syncing, aka recalibrating for the amazing being on the way. Find solace in cozy clothes, heartwarming rom-coms, or just dive into our latest array of Emamaco maternity leggings. Because if there’s any time to slip into comfort and style, it’s right now. Check them out!

Five Worst Triggers for a Psychic (Hormonal) Meltdown

• The Last Slice of Pizza: It's emotional, ok?
• Brand New Knitting Patterns: Who knew yarns had feelings?
• Those Who Dare Tell You “It’s All in Your Head”: Pshh, they don’t know half of it.
• Heartwarming Ads: Curse you, fast food chain apparel.
• Outrageous Celebrity Baby Names: Because “Elon Maple Scone the Fifth” is just not fair.

So Here We Are...

The journey through the trif

ecta of pregnancy emotions is like binge-watching a drama series while simultaneously starring in it. It’s wild, it’s strange, and it’s beautifully chaotic. And even though some days seem like a rollercoaster powered by caffeine and chocolates, every single manic, delicious, craving-filled moment is shaping the parental superhero you’re blossoming into.

Embrace every pickle slice, tear, and romantic storm because you, oh hormone maestro, are rocking this concert of emotions like it’s Wembley Stadium. Keep strutting your way through every swoon, snuggle, and nacho plate, and for the authentic experience, maybe slip into some Emamaco comfort like the goddess you are!

"You are the trimestremist!" - The Pregnant Deity Handbook

Hey, now shine on you crazy diamond and invest in some fabulous maternity pieces from Emamaco. Visit emamaco.com.au and keep the style going strong. After all, why shouldn’t every pregnant goddess reign in absolute (and comfortable) fabulousness?

Until next time, keep those leggings high, laughter louder, and your pickles closer than ever.

XO,

The Emamaco Team